Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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