Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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