i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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