I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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