ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My cat gives me a boner
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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