But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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