Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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