Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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