Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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