Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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