what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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