I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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