They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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