Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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