Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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