Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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