Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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