just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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