Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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