She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hippo gnu deer
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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