God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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