The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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