vagina is talking i cant
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
