brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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