are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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