he was CRYING into my vagina
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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