So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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