i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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