I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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