I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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