...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I looked at my own cervix.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sext me about skeletons
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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