Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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