I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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