4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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