it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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