Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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