We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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