i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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