Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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