It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm like, not good at living.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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