Did you just see the Batmobile???
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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