my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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