Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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