Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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