In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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