I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize
