please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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