I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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