They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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