i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
