Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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