writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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