Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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