New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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