I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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